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Friend: Okay. The team is assembled.
You: These are our guys.
Friend: Earth's finest.
You: That one's just a large man.
Friend: That's The Large. Don't make eye contact.
You: Is he a superhero.
Friend: He gets angry.
You: So do I.
Friend: Not like this.
You: What happens when he gets angry.
Friend: He gets larger.
You: How large.
Friend: Larger than now.
You: That's the whole thing?
Friend: He also yells.
(pause)
You: Who's the guy with a thermos.
Friend: That's Bjorn.
You: Where's he from.
Friend: Norway originally. Now Florida.
You: Why does he have a Stanley.
Friend: It's not a Stanley. It's enchanted.
You: It says Stanley on it.
Friend: That's the enchantment.
(pause)
You: Okay. The one with the shield.
Friend: Colonel Patriot.
You: That's a trash can lid.
Friend: It's reinforced.
You: With what.
Friend: Confidence.
You: It's dented.
Friend: From battle.
You: That dent is from a trash can.
Friend: From a battle near a trash can.
(pause)
You: What about him. In the corner. With the bow.
Friend: That's just Kevin.
You: What does Kevin do.
Friend: Archery.
You: That's it.
Friend: He's very consistent.
You: We have a guy who gets big and yells, a Florida Norwegian, a trash lid, and Kevin.
Friend: And Steel Dude.
You: Where is Steel Dude.
Friend: His suit overheated.
You: The vape pen thing?
Friend: He's rethinking the design.
(pause)
You: Who's leading this team.
Friend: Technically me.
You: Why you.
Friend: I called it.
You: You called being leader.
Friend: First one to say it.
You: That's not — okay. What's our threat level right now.
Friend: Moderate to high.
You: And you're confident in this team.
Friend: Bjorn alone is basically unstoppable.
You: He's from Florida.
Friend: I said what I said.
(pause)
You: What do we call ourselves.
Friend: The Avengers.
You: That's taken.
Friend: Then The Avengerz. With a Z.
You: That's worse.
Friend: It's edgier.
You: It's a Z.
Friend: Kevin came up with it.
You: Of course he did.
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