📍 SCENE: The usual bougie-ass bar, but this time, the crew ain't arguing over clothes. They staring at some nigga flexing his wrist like it’s a Magic 8-Ball. Two familiar faces just walked in: the Watch Twins—Rolex and Omega. One flexing like he the king of time, the other looking like he about to sell you a fake moon landing.

🟥 MG: Nigga, I can already smell the horology dick-riding in the air.

🟨 OV: These the same niggas that swear their watch makes them better than you. Like congrats, my iPhone still doin’ more.

🟩 GU: Nah, but let’s be fair, some watches hold value. Unlike Balenciaga, these niggas can actually resell.

🟥 MG: Nigga, some of these watches got y’all actin’ like NFT collectors. Y’all out here tryna flip a circle with numbers on it.

🟨 OV: And what’s up with these Rolex fanboys? Nigga, you got a watch and suddenly you more important than the sun?

⌚ ROLEX: Nigga, don’t hate. This ain’t just a watch, it’s a status symbol.

🟥 MG: Nah, nigga, it’s a fancy-ass fidget spinner.

🟨 OV: Rolex fans really be actin’ like they CEO of time itself. Meanwhile, it still don’t got Wi-Fi.

⌚ ROLEX: Nigga, I don’t need Wi-Fi, this is real craftsmanship.

🟥 MG: Craftsmanship, huh? But y’all still out here selling the same watch since 1953. Nigga, I swear Rolex just be recycling old designs like a Jordan release.

🟩 GU: And these niggas got waitlists. Bro, it’s a fucking watch, not a Bugatti order sheet.

⌚ ROLEX: It’s about exclusivity. Y’all wouldn’t understand.

🟨 OV: Nigga, y’all selling steel watches for 20 bands like it’s space metal. Meanwhile, Omega got a whole-ass moon watch.

🕒 OMEGA: Damn right. I got NASA history, nigga. Rolex ain't never been to the moon.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Omega out here flexin’ that one trip to space like an old head talkin’ about his high school football days.

🟨 OV: Nigga, we get it. You went to the moon once. What else you got?

🕒 OMEGA: Uh… well, I got history, and uh—

🟩 GU: Nigga, your brand is just Rolex for nerds.

⌚ ROLEX: That’s what I’m saying, Omega just Rolex’s little brother. Nigga, you’re the Luigi of watches.

🕒 OMEGA: Nigga, at least I ain't for crypto bros who can’t afford Patek.

🟥 MG: Nigga, let’s be real—both y’all just making expensive-ass stopwatches. Y’all acting like wearing a Rolex makes your dick grow.

🟨 OV: Niggas really out here buying watches hoping bitches will start caring about punctuality.

🟩 GU: Let’s be real, no woman ever asked, ‘What’s he wearing on his wrist?’ Nigga, they checking bank accounts, not bezels.

🕒 OMEGA: Man, fuck y’all, we still luxury.

⌚ ROLEX: Yeah, nigga, this is an investment.

🟥 MG: Nigga, investing in Rolex is just buying time in physical form. That’s a retirement plan, not a flex.

🟨 OV: Nigga, y’all buy these watches like they Pokémon cards. ‘Hold on, let me check my GMT-Master-2 valuation real quick.’

🟩 GU: At the end of the day, a rich nigga will always flex a Richard Mille over y’all.

🟥 MG: Facts. Y’all arguing over boomer watches when niggas out here wearing time machines made of vibranium.

🕒 OMEGA: Man, fuck Richard Mille, that shit look like a Power Rangers communicator.

⌚ ROLEX: Yeah, that’s some cartoon-ass shit. We real luxury.

🟥 MG: Nigga, y’all real outdated. We done here.

🔥 FINAL SCORE:
✅ Rolex & Omega: Still fighting over who got the better circle with numbers.
✅ Luxury watches in general: Still getting finessed by rappers.
❌ Broke niggas who flex watches: Nigga, you still broke.