📍 SCENE: Bougie-ass bar. Gold chandeliers, overpriced whiskey, leather seats. But ain't no class in here tonight—just straight DISRESPECT.

🟥 MG and 🟨 OV ALREADY AT EACH OTHER'S NECKS.
🟩 GU pulls up tryna act like he speak in old English.
🗑️ BA enters thinkin’ he gon’ get respect. SPOILER: HE DON’T.

🔥 ROUND 1: WHO REALLY RUN THIS SHIT

🟥 MG: Nigga, Off-White ain't fashion, it's a label maker business gone too far. You out here rockin’ a brand that make sure slow niggas don’t forget what they wearin'.

🟨 OV: Boy, shut yo’ ass up, at least Off-White exists. Marin Golub built like an NFT project that flopped. Nigga out here flexin’ invisible T-shirts.

🟥 MG: Lemme get this straight, you payin' $1,500 for a shoe with a zip tie, and I'm supposed to take you serious? Nigga, you got TSA security tags on yo’ feet.

🟨 OV: At least Off-White on celebrities. MG sound like some Eastern European mobster startup. You tryna look luxurious but y’all still sellin’ T-shirts like it’s a Kickstarter campaign.

🟥 MG: Off-White for niggas who buy Supreme bricks and actually think it’s an investment. You out here lookin’ like you got dressed in a Word document.

🟨 OV: Nigga, your brand ain't even in stores. Marin Golub harder to find than a loyal Instagram model.

🟥 MG: Off-White fans really be dressin' like they got early access to the metaverse. Niggas out here in beta testing fits.

🟨 OV: Nigga, at least I ain't rockin’ a brand that sound like a Balkan sandwich shop. You out here wearin’ clothes from a brand that only exist in Google Drive.

🎩 ROUND 2: GUCCI TRYNA BE CLASSY

🟩 GU: Ah, gentlemen, might I interject? Fashion is not merely about aesthetics but a reflection of—

🟥 MG: SHUT YO MONOPOLY MAN LOOKIN’ ASS UP!

🟨 OV: Nigga, Gucci got y’all dressed like cartoon rich villains. Nigga, you a Monopoly piece.

🟩 GU: Well, at least Gucci maintains its heritage of excellence—

🟥 MG: Nigga, your brand out here sellin’ grass-stained jeans for $900. Y’all dressin’ like y’all just lost a fistfight with a lawnmower.

🟨 OV: Gucci for niggas that own yachts but can’t swim.

🟩 GU: You see, true luxury is timeless, unlike these modern—

🟥 MG: Nigga, you built like a villain in a Disney movie. I know for a fact you do evil laughs for no reason.

🟨 OV: Gucci fans be like, 'I’m different', but wear the same loud-ass floral blazer like a 50-year-old Vegas magician.

🗑️ ROUND 3: BALENCIAGA WALKS IN

🗑️ BA: Y’all really arguing? Meanwhile, Balenciaga the real GOAT—

🟥🟨🟩 EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO THE FUCK IT AIN’T.

🟥 MG: Boy, if you don’t get yo’ freshly escaped from a FEMA camp lookin’ ass OUTTA HERE.

🟨 OV: Nigga, Balenciaga models always look like they just got kidnapped and told to keep walking.

🟩 GU: Balenciaga got y’all payin’ $5,000 to look like a PS2 background character.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Balenciaga got y’all dressed like y’all in a witness protection program.

🟨 OV: Nigga, your brand got homeless starter packs. Y’all look like y’all sleepin' outside by CHOICE.

🗑️ BA: Y’all just don’t get the art.

🟥 MG: Nigga, your ‘art’ got you lookin’ like a divorced dad on his last paycheck.

🟨 OV: Balenciaga got y’all wearin’ trash bags and divorce lawyer suits. Y’all out here dressin’ like a single mom’s worst Tinder date.

🟩 GU: Y’all brand out here selling pre-dirtied sneakers like niggas can’t do that for free.

🗑️ BA: Nah, y’all just broke—

🟥 MG: Nigga, your brand had an FBI case, and you defending that? Y’all out here wearin’ clothes designed by niggas that should be on house arrest.

🟨 OV: Balenciaga fans the type to call a garbage bag ‘avant-garde.’ Boy, you a walking fashion victim.

🟥🟨🟩 EVERYONE: GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

BA disappears like his brand's reputation.

🔥 FINAL SCORE:
✅ Marin Golub: Unknown but got the internet mad.
✅ Off-White: Still standing, but niggas questioning their life choices.
❌ Gucci: Somewhere between classy & cartoon villain.
❌ Balenciaga: ROASTED BACK TO THE DARK AGES.