📍 SCENE: The crew just chilling when suddenly… DING DONG!

🟩 GU: Damn, that was fast… I just ordered that 45 seconds ago.

🟨 OV: Bro, who delivers that quick?! Amazon Prime on steroids?

🟥 MG: Nigga, did you even order anything?

🟩 GU: Uh… I think I was just thinking about ordering.

They open the door. Standing there is a Chick-fil-A employee in Amazon Prime gear, smiling way too hard.

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Good afternoon, gentlemen! Your order has arrived, hot and fresh!

🟩 GU: Nigga, what order?

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Oh, you didn’t place an order? No problem! I brought you some extra nuggets just in case. My pleasure!

🟥 MG: Nigga, how you delivering food we didn’t order?!

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: We anticipated your hunger. Customer satisfaction is our priority!

🟨 OV: Bruh, y’all are too efficient.

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Oh, but that’s not all! I also took the liberty of washing your car, refilling your fridge, and walking your dog!

🟩 GU: Nigga, I don’t even HAVE a dog.

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Oh, my mistake! I’ll get you one right away! My pleasure!

Suddenly, an Amazon driver pulls up, looking STRESSED.

📦 Amazon Driver: Ayo, y’all stealing my job?!

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Oh, don’t worry, sir! I also delivered your packages for you.

📦 Amazon Driver: Nigga, WHAT?! I’m tryna be fast, not a damn superhero!

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Oh, my mistake! Next time, I’ll fly the packages in with a drone.

🟥 MG: Bro, he just put you out of a job.

📦 Amazon Driver: Man, this is unfair! I’m already working 19-hour shifts just to get yelled at for being 0.2 seconds late.

🟩 GU: Nigga, Chick-fil-A employees move like they in a Call of Duty speedrun.

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: Oh, speaking of which, I also optimized your Wi-Fi speed, cleaned your house, and called your mom to tell her you love her!

🟨 OV: Nigga, this some Truman Show shit.

🐔 Chick-fil-a Driver: And don’t worry! I’ll be back tomorrow with more unrequested gifts! My pleasure!

He sprints away at inhuman speed. The crew just stands there, stunned.

🟥 MG: Nigga… did he just time travel?

🟩 GU: Man, I ain’t even mad. This nigga built different.

📦 Amazon Driver: Yeah, well, fuck this. I quit.

The Amazon driver rips off his vest, throws his scanner to the ground, and walks away.