📍 SCENE: The usual bar, but now the crew sits at a table covered in Ferrari merch—keychains, scale models, and some ugly-ass Ferrari Puma sneakers nobody asked for. A TV in the background plays a documentary about Enzo Ferrari while an obnoxious V12 engine rev sound keeps looping.

🟥 MG: Nigga, why the fuck does Ferrari act like they the holy grail of cars when they out here making $40 keychains and dad shoes?

🟨 OV: For real, these niggas sell more merch than they sell actual cars. Ferrari is just a Supreme drop with wheels.

🟩 GU: Nigga, Ferrari's business model is like Disney for car nerds—they slap their horse logo on everything and call it luxury.

🟥 MG: Nigga, you ever notice how owning a Ferrari comes with more rules than a private Catholic school?

🚗 FERRARI: We uphold an elite standard to preserve our brand identity.

🟨 OV: Nigga, y'all gatekeeping your own customers. You buy a Ferrari, and these niggas tell you how to live your life.

🟩 GU: For real, buying a Ferrari is like dating a jealous girlfriend—you can't modify it, can't paint it, can't sell it without them having a mental breakdown.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Ferrari sent a cease and desist to a dude for wrapping his Ferrari pink. Since when was a car brand a fashion police?

🚗 FERRARI: We believe in maintaining the heritage and integrity of our designs.

🟨 OV: Nigga, y'all selling Ferrari cologne—what heritage y'all preserving? The smell of burnt clutch?

🟩 GU: Ferrari drivers smell like leather seats, broken marriages, and unpaid child support.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Ferrari out here charging $5,000 for a carbon fiber cupholder, but the second you try to personalize your own car, they send the Italian mafia to your house.

🚗 FERRARI: We ensure that every Ferrari retains its exclusivity and prestige.

🟨 OV: Nigga, 'exclusivity'? Ferrari done made so many cars that Dubai got them in traffic jams.

🟩 GU: For real, these niggas act like a Ferrari is some once-in-a-lifetime achievement, but you go to Miami, and you see rappers' accountants driving one.

🟥 MG: Nigga, why Ferrari interiors built like a 2010 Dell laptop? All that plastic and tiny-ass screens, but they wanna charge you extra for Apple CarPlay?

🟨 OV: And them buttons on the steering wheel look like a fuckin' PS2 controller. Nigga, am I shifting gears or playing Need for Speed Underground 2?

🟩 GU: For real, Ferrari interiors got that Fiat energy—everything looks fast until you actually sit inside.

🚗 FERRARI: We prioritize racing heritage over unnecessary luxury.

🟥 MG: Nigga, 'racing heritage'? Ferrari in F1 been getting washed by Red Bull and Mercedes for years. The only heritage y'all got is fucking up pit stops.

🟨 OV: For real, Ferrari F1 strategy is like a McDonald's ice cream machine—it breaks down when you need it the most.

🟩 GU: Nigga, Ferrari be acting all high and mighty, but their biggest flex is being better than Lamborghini—which ain't saying much when half their cars burst into flames.

🟥 MG: Nigga, you ever seen a Ferrari driver under 50 that ain’t a crypto scammer?

🟨 OV: For real, Ferrari owners be old as hell. These niggas look like they just got divorced for the third time and tryna relive their midlife crisis.

🟩 GU: Nigga, Ferrari ain't a car brand—it's a retirement plan for rich dudes with a failing hairline.

🚗 FERRARI: Our legacy is built on passion, speed, and prestige.

🟥 MG: Nigga, your 'legacy' is just rich dudes flexing on Instagram while driving 20 mph in Beverly Hills.

🟨 OV: For real, Ferrari ain't about speed anymore—it’s about who can own one without pissing off their lawyers.

🟩 GU: Nigga, Ferrari got so many rules, buying one feels like a lease agreement with Satan.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Ferrari need to worry less about cease and desists and more about fixing their fucking infotainment screens.

🟨 OV: For real, nigga, your car goes 200 mph, but it takes 10 minutes to connect Bluetooth.

🟩 GU: Ferrari owners out here racing Bugattis on the highway but getting lost 'cause the GPS don’t work.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Ferrari needs to humble themselves before we see them dropping a Ferrari toaster for $2,000.

🚗 FERRARI: We appreciate your feedback and will continue innovating our designs.

🟨 OV: Nigga, 'innovate' by letting customers actually enjoy their cars without a legal team watching them.

🟩 GU: For real, Ferrari should come with a lawyer instead of a warranty.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Ferrari is just Hot Wheels for grown-ass men—the difference is one stays on a shelf, and the other collects dust in a garage.

🔥 FINAL SCORE:
✅ Ferrari still looks fast as hell.
❌ Ferrari treats their customers like they on parole.