📍 SCENE: The crew chilling at their usual spot, but now the table is covered in some of the most OD watches ever—a watch with a spinning globe, a watch with a full music box inside, and one that looks like a damn Marvel movie prop. A giant Jacob & Co Astronomia Tourbillon sits in the middle like a trophy. The boys stare at it like it’s a UFO.

🟥 MG: Nigga… this a watch or a miniature amusement park?

🟨 OV: For real, this shit look like a rich nigga science project.

🟩 GU: Nigga, why Jacob & Co watches look like they were made by Tony Stark on Adderall?

💎 JACOB & CO: Our timepieces are an engineering marvel, combining art and innovation.

🟥 MG: Nigga, this ain’t a watch—this a mechanical circus on your wrist.

🟨 OV: For real, nigga, why the fuck does a watch need a full solar system inside? You checking the time or calculating the next eclipse?

🟩 GU: Jacob & Co watches got so much shit spinning inside, I feel like if I stare too long, I might get hypnotized.

💎 JACOB & CO: Each piece is handcrafted with the highest precision—

🟥 MG: Nigga, precision? I ain't never seen a watch more unreadable in my life. Nigga, am I late or is Mercury in retrograde?

🟨 OV: For real, Jacob & Co dials got so much shit moving I can’t tell if it’s telling me the time or the current stock market trends.

🟩 GU: Nigga, why some of these watches got a music box built in? Y’all niggas flexing a Swiss lullaby?

💎 JACOB & CO: We merge the pinnacle of horology with innovative complications.

🟥 MG: Nigga, a ‘complication’ is a date window or a stopwatch function. Not a full damn planetarium!

🟨 OV: Nigga, why Jacob & Co watches look like a power source for a Marvel villain?

🟩 GU: For real, why the fuck does a watch cost $2 million and look like a GTA side quest reward?

💎 JACOB & CO: Our clientele appreciates the uniqueness and craftsmanship.

🟥 MG: Nigga, the only clientele buying this is rappers who can’t read an analog clock.

🟨 OV: For real, Jacob & Co is just Rolls Royce for niggas that don’t drive.

🟩 GU: Nigga, why y’all making a watch called 'The Billionaire' when 90% of the people buying it still renting their house?

🟥 MG: Nigga, why Jacob & Co got a watch with a full roulette table inside? What, niggas finna gamble their mortgage on their wrist?

🟨 OV: For real, why the fuck do I need a working slot machine in my watch? You telling me the time or giving me a Vegas casino experience?

💎 JACOB & CO: We push the boundaries of watchmaking.

🟩 GU: Nigga, ain’t nobody buying this to tell time. These watches got so much shit going on, I need a manual and a NASA degree to set the date.

🟥 MG: Nigga, I swear if you drop one of these on the floor, it’s gonna take 5 years and a team of scientists to fix.

🟨 OV: For real, a Rolex needs a screwdriver, Jacob & Co needs a damn surgeon.

🟩 GU: Nigga, I ain't tryna wear the Large Hadron Collider on my wrist.

🟥 MG: Nigga, Jacob & Co making watches so extra, I wouldn’t be surprised if they dropped a watch with a built-in aquarium.

🟨 OV: Nigga, give them a year and they gonna drop a watch with a full working aquarium and a pet fish inside.

💎 JACOB & CO: We continue to innovate and redefine luxury.

🟩 GU: Nigga, redefine luxury? This shit ain’t luxury, this a mechanical flex with no purpose.

🟥 MG: For real, niggas out here paying millions for a watch that looks like a Beyblade arena.

🟨 OV: Jacob & Co watches ain’t about telling time—they about telling people you got too much money and no taste.

💎 JACOB & CO: Our clientele knows the value of true craftsmanship.

🟥 MG: Nigga, the only ‘craft’ here is convincing dumb rich people to buy a watch more complicated than their tax returns.

🟨 OV: For real, Jacob & Co don’t sell watches, they sell conversation starters.

🟩 GU: Nigga, nobody buying these to flex on the time—they just flexing that they got enough money to waste on a clock that looks like a spaceship.

💎 JACOB & CO: Our watches represent the pinnacle of horology—

🟥 MG: Nigga, y’all watches represent the pinnacle of doing too much.

🟨 OV: Jacob & Co is just high fashion for niggas who got kicked out of Rolex.

🟩 GU: Nigga, a watch should be a timepiece, not a science experiment.

🟥 MG: Jacob & Co ain't selling watches, they selling mechanical chaos for people with money to burn.

🔥 FINAL SCORE:
✅ Jacob & Co watches are mechanical masterpieces.
❌ Too bad they’re also unreadable, impractical, and scream ‘I got finessed.’