📍 SCENE: An underground luxury fashion auction. High bids, overpriced nonsense, and a bunch of fashion victims ready to waste money.

🟥 MG (Marin Golub), 🟨 OV (Off-White), and 🟩 GU (Gucci) are seated at a table, watching the madness unfold.
🐐 MM (Maison Margiela) steps onto the stage, dressed like an avant-garde hobo.

🎭 ROUND 1: WHEN 'ART' JUST MEANS SCAMMING

🐐 MM: Welcome to the world of true fashion. Where luxury meets artistry!

🟨 OV: Nigga, what’s luxurious about some torn-up sneakers that look like they got ran over by a truck?

🟥 MG: Bro, your whole brand is built on selling shit that looks like it was left in a dumpster behind a Goodwill.

🟩 GU: Margiela fans be like 'you don’t understand the vision' while buying a $1,800 T-shirt with holes in it.

🐐 MM: Our designs challenge norms!

🟨 OV: Nigga, your designs challenge my patience.

🟥 MG: Margiela out here charging luxury prices for shit that look like it got rejected from a thrift store.

🟩 GU: 'Deconstruction' ain’t a flex when the clothes look half-finished, my guy.

💦 ROUND 2: THE CUM SHOES

🐐 MM: Our Tabi shoes are iconic!

🟨 OV: Yeah, iconic for making niggas look like they got hooves.

🟥 MG: Tabis got y’all out here dressing like a medieval peasant.

🟩 GU: And let’s not forget the 'Cum Shoes' – nigga, WHO ASKED FOR THAT?

🐐 MM: It’s an artistic statement!

🟨 OV: A statement of WHAT? 'I love walking in dried nut'?!

🟥 MG: Nigga, Margiela fans be out here dressing like they work at a haunted brothel.

🟩 GU: And let’s not forget your 'number label' – niggas be out here flexing a damn clothing tag like it’s a Rolex.

🏆 FINAL SCORE

✅ Marin Golub: Luxury without looking like an abandoned art project.
✅ Off-White: Even with quotation marks, at least it’s wearable.
✅ Gucci: Mickey Mouse fits and all, it’s still more practical than Margiela.
❌ Maison Margiela: The only thing avant-garde is how they finesse niggas into buying trash.