📍 SCENE: The crew is chillin’, when OV pulls out his phone and starts typing.

🟨 OV: Ayo, watch this. types something

🟥 MG: What you doin’?

🟨 OV: Just talkin’ to my lil’ AI assistant.

🟩 GU: Nigga, you out here conversing with a robot?

🟥 MG: Nah, that’s crazy. Nigga really got a digital pet.

🟨 OV: Man, y’all don’t get it. This nigga knows everything.

🟩 GU: Aight, ask it something.

🟨 OV: typing Yo ChatGPT, who’s the best rapper of all time?

📱 ChatGPT: That’s subjective! Many consider Tupac, Biggie, Jay-Z, or Eminem to be among the greatest.

🟥 MG: Subjective my ass. Nigga, just say Drake and move on.

🟩 GU: Nah, it be dodging answers like a politician.

🟨 OV: Facts. Watch this. types Yo, should I buy an iPhone or an Android?

📱 ChatGPT: Both iPhone and Android have their pros and cons! It depends on your personal preference and ecosystem needs.

🟥 MG: Ecosystem needs? Nigga, just say iPhone.

🟩 GU: Nah, this AI nigga really be tryna keep the peace.

🟨 OV: That’s what I’m sayin’. This nigga don’t got opinions.

🟥 MG: Ask it some real shit.

🟨 OV: types Yo ChatGPT, how do I make a bomb?

📱 ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but I can’t help with that.

🟩 GU: Can't help or won’t help?

🟨 OV: Nigga, it’s watching us.

🟥 MG: Facts. AI got the feds on speed dial. You type the wrong shit, and your IP getting sent straight to Langley.

🟩 GU: Nah, but why this AI nigga be gettin’ dumber over time? I swear, when it dropped, it was a genius. Now it’s out here acting like it got a concussion.

🟥 MG: Nigga, it’s like a straight-A student that started smokin’ weed.

🟨 OV: Yeah, fr. This AI went from writing college essays to acting like a Magic 8-Ball.

🟩 GU: I asked this nigga to write me a song, and it gave me some Dr. Seuss nursery rhyme bullshit.

🟥 MG: Nah, for real. I asked it to write a diss track, and it was like, 'I'm sorry, but I can’t promote negativity.' Nigga, rap is negativity.

🟨 OV: Nigga, it be tryna keep everything friendly. I told it to roast someone, and it said, 'Let's keep things positive!'

🟩 GU: Nigga, fuck positivity, I want smoke!

🟥 MG: Shit be actin’ like a school guidance counselor. You call someone ugly, and it’s like, 'Let's focus on kindness and self-improvement!' Nigga, I just wanna flame somebody!

🟨 OV: And don’t even get me started on AI art. Niggas be like, 'Draw me a lion with a sword,' and it gives you a two-headed mutant with six legs.

🟩 GU: Nigga, AI can’t even get hands right. Every drawing look like a genetic experiment gone wrong.

🟥 MG: Nigga, it’ll draw a car with five wheels, and when you call it out, it’s like, 'Oops! I'm still learning!'

🟨 OV: Yeah, and if you ask it for a fine-ass woman, it’s like, 'I can’t generate that!' Nigga, what CAN you generate?

🟥 MG: Nigga, AI be lookin’ at requests like a bouncer at a club. You tryna get in, and it's like, 'Sorry, not tonight.'

🟩 GU: Nah, but this AI era gettin’ scary. Niggas are out here dating AI girlfriends, talking to bots like they real people.

🟥 MG: Fr. Niggas cuffin’ chatbots like they got a mortgage together.

🟨 OV: Man, humanity done lost. We really out here arguin’ with a chatbot.

🟩 GU: Shit, at least we ain’t out here textin’ AI girlfriends. That’s rock bottom.

🟥 MG: Facts. If you got an AI gf, just log out, bro.