📍 SCENE: The crew is standing outside the IRS office, looking at the building like it's a haunted house.

🟥 MG: Ayo, why the IRS building look like a final boss fight?

🟨 OV: Fr, this shit gives off pure evil energy.

🟩 GU: Nigga, we about to walk in and lose all our money.

🟥 MG: Bruh, I ain’t even done nothing, and I still feel guilty.

🟨 OV: That’s how they want you to feel. These niggas built like the Mafia but with legal paperwork.

🟩 GU: Nigga, they steal your money and make YOU feel bad about it.

🟥 MG: Aight, let’s get this over with.

They walk in. A dude in a cheap suit with glasses is sitting at a desk. He looks up like he’s been expecting them.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Ah, gentlemen. Have a seat. You’re here to learn about taxes.

🟨 OV: Nigga, no one ‘learns’ about taxes. We just pay that shit and hope for the best.

🟩 GU: Fr, y’all don’t even teach this in school. You just show up at 18 and get financially jumped.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Taxes are simple! It’s just a small percentage of your income—

🟥 MG: Ayo, define 'small.'

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Well… that depends.

🟨 OV: Oh hell nah, I hate when they say that.

🟩 GU: Nigga, it depends on how bad they wanna rob you.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Look, taxes are just the way the government funds important things! Roads, schools, infrastructure—

🟥 MG: Nigga, what roads?

🟨 OV: Fr, y’all tax me for roads, but every road look like it survived a World War.

🟩 GU: Nigga, we pay thousands in taxes and STILL gotta dodge potholes like it’s Mario Kart.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Well, uhh… some money also goes to public services—

🟥 MG: Nigga, you mean the ones we STILL gotta pay extra for? Like, why I pay taxes for healthcare but still gotta pay the hospital $5,000 if I stub my toe?

🟩 GU: Fr, why the ambulance bill cost more than the car that hit me?

🟨 OV: And don’t even get me started on school. Y’all tax us for education, then still hit us with student loans.

🟥 MG: Nigga, that’s double taxation!

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Uhh… w-well, at least we give you tax refunds!

🟩 GU: Nigga, y’all take my money all year and then act like I should be grateful to get a tiny piece back?

🟨 OV: That’s like robbing me for $100, then handing me back $5 and saying ‘Here, treat yourself.’

🟥 MG: Fr, we get excited for tax refunds like it’s a Christmas gift. Nigga, it was MY money to begin with!

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: O-oh! But look, we don’t tax everything! Like, if you have business expenses, you can write those off!

🟩 GU: Nigga, explain ‘write-offs’ without sounding like a scammer.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: Well, you just have to prove that your expense was for work, then we reduce your taxable income!

🟥 MG: So you mean rich people just write off everything and pay no taxes?

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: sweating N-no, not exactly…

🟨 OV: Nigga, why Jeff Bezos pay less in taxes than me?

🟩 GU: This nigga own the whole planet and pays $12 in taxes.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: nervous laugh W-well, uhh, he… y-you see, it’s complicated—

🟥 MG: Ayo, just admit y’all got different rules for rich people.

🟨 OV: Nigga, if I forget to pay $100, y’all sending a SWAT team to my door. But if a billionaire dodges $10 billion, y’all be like ‘Oops, accounting error.’

🟩 GU: Fr, they rob us with a calculator and a smile.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: O-okay, let’s move on! So, um, here’s how you can file your taxes—

🟥 MG: Nigga, why is filing taxes harder than passing the SAT?

🟨 OV: Y’all already know how much we owe, why we gotta guess?

🟩 GU: And if we guess wrong, y’all throw us in jail.

👨‍💼 IRS Agent: sweating bullets U-uh, well, I think our time is up! Thank you for coming to the IRS!

🟥 MG: Nigga, we ain’t learn shit.

🟨 OV: Only thing I learned is how bad they robbin’ us.

🟩 GU: Nigga, I feel like I just got scammed and I ain’t even pay nothing yet.

🟥 MG: Man, let’s get outta here before they try to tax us for breathing.

They walk out, looking traumatized.

🟨 OV: Nigga, I’m moving to Switzerland.

🟩 GU: I’m finna start making all my purchases in Monopoly money.

🟥 MG: Nigga, next time we make money, let’s just hide that shit under the mattress.