THE BIG BANG THEORY
THE BIG BANG THEORY
📍 SCENE: A black void. Reality is gone. No brands, no flexing, no overpriced nonsense. Just nothingness. Then, suddenly—a spark.
🕴️ Mysterious Man: calmly Time to start over.
He snaps his fingers. The crew appears out of nowhere. They land hard on an invisible surface, confused as hell.
🟥 MG: groaning Nigga… where the fuck are we?
🟨 OV: looking around Nah, this don’t feel right… Did we just respawn?
🟩 GU: dusting himself off This some IKEA afterlife type shit. Everything feel unfinished.
🕴️ Mysterious Man: stepping forward I erased everything. The brands, the flexing, the entire concept of status.
🟥 MG: Nigga, why?
🟨 OV: What, niggas was roasting too hard so you hit the factory reset button?
🕴️ Mysterious Man: The world was broken. I’m giving it another chance.
🟩 GU: raising an eyebrow So you erased reality and now you expect us to fix it?
🟥 MG: Nigga, you brought back the wrong people.
🟨 OV: You think we ‘bout to rebuild? Nigga, we ‘bout to roast everything you just made.
The void around them flickers. The Mysterious Man doesn’t react, just watches.
🕴️ Mysterious Man: calmly We’ll see.
🔥 SEASON 5 BEGINS. THE WORLD IS BACK. AND SO IS THE DISRESPECT. 🔥