📍 SCENE: A blank void. Empty. Silent. Then, out of nowhere…

🔵 ???: …Huh?

A random dude spawns in. He looks around, confused as hell.

🟢 ???: Where the fuck am I?

🔴 ???: Bro, who the fuck are YOU?

More people start appearing, looking just as lost. A floating screen appears out of thin air, displaying big-ass letters:

SEASON 4 START

🟡 ???: Nah, ain't no way. They resetting the cast?

🔵 ???: Who tf is ‘they’?!

🟢 ???: And why do I feel like we 'bout to be forced into some dumbass situations?

A robotic voice echoes from the void.

SYSTEM MESSAGE: WELCOME TO SEASON 4. PLEASE PREPARE TO BE THROWN INTO STUPIDITY.

🟡 ???: Nigga, WHAT?!

A massive roulette wheel appears in the air, filled with random topics. It starts spinning at breakneck speed.

🔴 ???: Oh nah, not this goofy-ass Wheel of Fortune bullshit.

The wheel slows down…

The new group watches in fear…

And it lands on…

FIRE – THE FIRST DISCOVERY

🟢 ???: Oh HELL naw.

SYSTEM MESSAGE: EPISODE 1: TWO ROCKS

The floor beneath them vanishes, and they start falling into their first episode.

🟡 ??? (screaming): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—