📍 SCENE: A sneaker convention. LED lights, overpriced streetwear, and a bunch of dudes flexing fake drip. The usual.

🟥 MG (Marin Golub), 🟨 OV (Off-White), and 🟩 GU (Gucci) are chilling in the VIP lounge, sipping on exclusive drinks.
🌴 PA (Palm Angels) walks in, dressed in a full tracksuit, looking like he time-traveled from 2016.

⏳ ROUND 1: WHY IS PALM ANGELS STILL HERE

🌴 PA: Yo, what’s good? Palm Angels still runnin’ the streets!

🟨 OV: Nigga, streets of what? A 2016 Instagram moodboard?

🟥 MG: Boy, you still printing fire and palm trees like that shit ain't been dead for years.

🟩 GU: Nigga, your brand got stuck in time harder than Windows XP.

🌴 PA: Nah, y’all just hatin’. We got the culture on lock!

🟨 OV: What culture? The one where SoundCloud rappers overdosed?

🟥 MG: Nigga, y’all dressing people like they still tryna be Lil Pump.

🟩 GU: Palm Angels the brand for niggas that still say ‘lit’ unironically.

🌴 PA: But we got the fire prints!

🟨 OV: Nigga, you been recycling the same graphics since Vine was poppin’.

🟥 MG: Y’all out here running a clothing brand like it’s a spam Instagram page.

🟩 GU: If Shein made 'luxury,' it’d be you, nigga.

🌴 PA: stunned silence

🔥 ROUND 2: TRACKSUITS, BUT MAKE IT LAZY

🌴 PA: Our tracksuits are iconic!

🟨 OV: Yeah, iconic for making niggas look like Russian mobsters at a gas station.

🟥 MG: Bro, your entire brand is just Adidas tracksuits but expensive.

🟩 GU: Palm Angels fans be paying $1,500 to dress like a GTA loading screen.

🌴 PA: Our designs are unique!

🟥 MG: Unique? Nigga, you out here selling ‘misprinted’ hoodies like a nigga just messed up in Photoshop.

🟨 OV: Palm Angels fans be like 'this fire' while buying the same washed-out logo tee for the 10th time.

🟩 GU: Boy, your brand got less innovation than a Call of Duty sequel.

🌴 PA: But rappers wear our brand!

🟥 MG: Yeah, the ones who fell off harder than Fyre Festival.

🏆 FINAL SCORE

✅ Marin Golub: Luxury without the SoundCloud vibes.
✅ Off-White: Still questionable, but not THAT questionable.
✅ Gucci: Even at its worst, it ain’t this outdated.
❌ Palm Angels: Trapped in a 2016 time capsule.