📍 SCENE: The crew is chilling at their usual spot, finally at peace after two seasons of roasting every luxury brand imaginable. They’re just vibing—until a mysterious document lands on the table.

🟥 MG: squints Nigga… what the fuck is this?

🟨 OV: reads ‘Season 3 contract.’ looks around Nigga, who the fuck signed us up for another season?

🟩 GU: I thought we was done. We already flamed every designer brand into oblivion.

🟥 MG: Exactly, who’s left? We already burned LV, Supreme, Rolex, Cartier, even fucking Montblanc.

🟨 OV: Nigga, we flamed a pen company. We ain't got no targets left!

They look at the contract again. Underneath 'Season 3', it just says:

EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME.

🟩 GU: Nigga… everything?

🟥 MG: Ayo, we about to flame regular ass brands now?

🟨 OV: Nigga, if I see Colgate pull up in here, I’m walking out.

🟩 GU: Nah, imagine we roast Apple and they update iOS to brick our phones.

🟥 MG: What if we flame McDonald’s and the ice cream machine actually starts working outta spite?

🟨 OV: Nigga, you know Amazon gon’ be petty and put our addresses on Prime shipping.

🟩 GU: And I ain't tryna beef with Google. They already know everything.

🟥 MG: So what, we just gon’ be out here roasting regular-ass shit now?

🟨 OV: Nigga, imagine flaming IKEA. They gon’ send us a hitman in a flat-pack box.

🟩 GU: What about car brands? We talk shit about Tesla and next thing you know, one drives itself through our front door.

🟥 MG: Nigga, we about to flame Pepsi, and they gon’ send Kendall Jenner to ‘solve’ our problems.

🟨 OV: Or we say something about AirPods, and suddenly we can’t hear each other no more.

🟩 GU: If we roast PlayStation, niggas gon’ have to wait 6 years just to respond.

🟥 MG: And if we roast Xbox, they just gon’ buy the rights to this show.

🟨 OV: Nigga, if we roast Disney, this show getting wiped from existence.

🟩 GU: And if we flame Netflix, the next episode getting canceled mid-sentence.

🟥 MG: So basically, we ain't safe no more.

🟨 OV: Nigga, we was never safe.

🟩 GU: deep sigh Alright… fuck it. Let’s do this.

🔥 SEASON 3 BEGINS. NOTHING IS SAFE. 🔥