📍 SCENE: The crew chilling, scrolling through their phones.

🟩 GU: Damn, I’m bored as hell, y’all got any good mobile games?

🟨 OV: Nigga, ain’t no such thing.

🟥 MG: Fr, mobile games either got ads every 5 seconds, or they tryna rob you blind.

🟩 GU: Nah, y’all tweaking. I remember mobile games used to be fire.

🟨 OV: Yeah, in 2012, nigga. Now they all pay-to-win bullshit.

🟥 MG: Nigga, remember when games used to cost 99 cents ONCE? Now them niggas want your entire paycheck.

🟩 GU: Ayo, hold up, let me download this one. It says ‘FREE TO PLAY.’

🟥 MG: Yeah, and cocaine dealers say ‘first hit free’ too.

🟨 OV: Nigga, click on it and see how long that ‘free’ lasts.

GU downloads the game and opens it, it's called Hero Battle: Legends of Clans Royale Saga something.

🎮 Game: WELCOME, NEW PLAYER! CLAIM YOUR FREE STARTER PACK!

🟩 GU: Aight, see? They giving me free stuff.

🟥 MG: Nigga, that’s how they get you.

🟨 OV: Yeah, watch that ‘free’ pack be some useless shit.

🟩 GU: Lemme see… 1 gold coin and a wooden sword?

🟥 MG: Nigga, that’s tutorial-tier garbage.

🟨 OV: Try playing the game, watch how quick you get stuck.

GU starts playing. After 5 minutes...

🎮 Game: YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF ENERGY! WAIT 4 HOURS OR BUY MORE NOW!

🟩 GU: NIGGA, WHAT?!

🟥 MG: I told you! They time-lock everything.

🟨 OV: Fr, why mobile games built like a parole system?

🟩 GU: Man, fuck that. I’ll just grind without paying.

🎮 Game: WARNING! THE NEXT LEVEL REQUIRES A ‘LEGENDARY’ CHARACTER!

🟩 GU: Aight, bet. Where do I get one?

🎮 Game: LEGENDARY CHARACTERS ONLY IN PREMIUM CHESTS!

🟩 GU: Nigga, I only got wooden swords!

🟥 MG: Yeah, now check how much a ‘Premium Chest’ costs.

🎮 Game: BUY A PREMIUM CHEST FOR $19.99!

🟨 OV: NIGGA, WHAT?!

🟩 GU: Bro, that’s a whole-ass meal!

🟥 MG: Fr, nigga, for that price, I better get a REAL sword.

🟨 OV: Man, at this point, just delete that shit.

🟩 GU: Nah, hold up. I’mma grind.

GU plays for 4 hours straight.

🎮 Game: CONGRATS! YOU’VE EARNED… 10 GOLD!

🟩 GU: Nigga, I need 5,000 to buy ONE chest.

🟥 MG: Nigga, that’s slave labor.

🟨 OV: Fr, this game worse than a 9-to-5.

🟩 GU: Nah, let’s check the leaderboards. Maybe some people grinding for real.

GAME LEADERBOARD:
🥇 Player: Daddy’s Credit Card (VIP Level 99)
🥈 Player: BankruptButWinning (VIP Level 85)
🥉 Player: SoldMyHouse4Skins (VIP Level 78)

🟥 MG: Nigga, why everyone got VIP levels?

🟨 OV: Bruh, because this game ain’t pay-to-win, it’s pay-to-exist.

🟩 GU: Man, fuck mobile games.

🟥 MG: Nigga, they literally just slot machines for kids.

🟨 OV: Fr, you either got money, or you got suffering. Ain’t no in-between.

🟩 GU: Bruh, where the good games at?

🟥 MG: Nigga, only on consoles.

🟨 OV: Nah, even console games starting to act up. You seen 2K and FIFA lately?

🟩 GU: Nigga, don’t even get me started…