📍 SCENE: Two ancient dudes are sitting around a fire, clearly confused but trying to sound wise.

🟤 Og the Thinker: Bro… where do we go when we die?

⚫ Zog the Prophet: Aight, hear me out… what if there’s a big invisible dude in the sky who decides that?

🟤 Og: Nigga, what?

⚫ Zog: Nah, nah, fr, bro. And if we do what he says, we go to a nice place with food, no work, and all the bitches.

🟤 Og: Say word??

⚫ Zog: But if we act up, we go to a place full of fire, suffering, and taxes.

🟤 Og: Damn, so like our village but worse?

⚫ Zog: Exactly.

Another caveman overhears and walks up.

⚪ Ugg the Skeptic: Y’all niggas just making shit up now.

🟤 Og: Nah bro, it's real. The Big Sky Man will punish you for not believing.

⚪ Ugg: How come I ain’t never seen him?

⚫ Zog: Because he’s invisible, duh.

⚪ Ugg: So lemme get this straight… an invisible nigga in the sky watches everything I do?

🟤 Og: Yes.

⚪ Ugg: And if I follow his rules, I get endless food and bitches?

⚫ Zog: Exactly.

⚪ Ugg: And if I don’t, he sends me to a place worse than Ohio?

🟤 Og: Correct.

⚪ Ugg: Sounds kinda sus, not gon’ lie.

Another caveman shows up, looking excited.

🟣 Grug the Opportunist: Wait, wait, wait… we can make rules for people and say it's from the sky guy?

🟤 Og: Yeah, why?

🟣 Grug: Nigga, we bout to run this village.

⚫ Zog: Facts. Also, we should make some dudes wear funny hats.

🟤 Og: Ooooh, and what if we tell everyone they gotta give us free shit to keep the sky guy happy?

🟣 Grug: Oh, you cookin' now!

Ugg shakes his head and walks away.

⚪ Ugg: Yeah, nah, y’all niggas on some bullshit.