📍 SCENE: Some random supreme store. The alternate cast strolls in, eyeing the shelves. Everything is red, white, and overpriced.

🔴 ALT-MG: grinning Nigga, this whole store look like a hospital bill.

🟡 ALT-OV: picks up a Supreme brick Nigga… they really sold these.

🟢 ALT-GU: reading price tag For $200.

🟡 ALT-OV: Nigga, you could build a whole-ass trap house with Supreme bricks for the price of one hoodie.

A human embodiment of Supreme materializes—a guy dripped out in full Supreme gear, head-to-toe, logo covering every inch of fabric.

🧱 SUP: squinting at them Nigga… didn’t y’all already flame me?

🔴 ALT-MG: grinning Nah, that wasn’t us.

🧱 SUP: confused Nigga, you look exactly like the same niggas that flamed me last time.

🟡 ALT-OV: shrugs That was the old cast. We the new cast.

🧱 SUP: even more confused Nigga, what cast?

🔴 ALT-MG: mock innocent Nigga, I ain’t say nothing about no cast.

🟢 ALT-GU: straight face Yeah, what’s a cast?

🟡 ALT-OV: nodding Nigga, you tweaking.

🧱 SUP: holding his head Bruh, what the fuck is going on?

The roast continues. The alternate cast ignores Supreme’s existential crisis and goes right back to flaming the brand.

🔴 ALT-MG: holding up a Supreme Ziploc bag Nigga, they really put the logo on a sandwich bag and called it fashion.

🟢 ALT-GU: flipping a Supreme crowbar Nigga, who the fuck is buying a $300 crowbar? What you breaking into, the stock market?

🟡 ALT-OV: Nigga, imagine getting jumped by a nigga in Supreme just for him to pull out a branded crowbar.

🟢 ALT-GU: Nigga, if a Supreme burglar breaks into my house, I’m calling Fashion Police, not 911.

Meanwhile, the main crew (now writers) is watching the episode in real-time on the massive screen, laughing their asses off.

🟥 MG: typing Nigga, what if we make them say some absolute bullshit just to fuck with Supreme?

🟨 OV: smirking Say less.

🟩 GU: typing nonsense Nigga, watch this.

Back to Supreme.

🔴 ALT-MG: dead serious Supreme, you ever notice how horses ain’t got eyebrows?

🧱 SUP: staring …Nigga, what?

🟡 ALT-OV: nodding Yeah bro, like what’s up with that?

🟢 ALT-GU: Lowkey, I think that’s why they fast.

🧱 SUP: Nigga… what does that have to do with me?

The main crew loses it, wheezing.

🟥 MG: dying laughing Nigga, we ruining this show.

🟨 OV: tears in his eyes They just saying whatever now!

🟩 GU: Nigga, Supreme is lost as hell.

Supreme, completely broken.

🧱 SUP: holding his head I hate this show.