📍 SCENE: The gang is sitting in a real estate office, meeting with a realtor.

👔 Realtor: So, what kind of home are you looking for?

🟩 GU: Something simple, maybe a three-bedroom, good neighborhood, nothing crazy.

👔 Realtor: Got it! Here’s a cozy 1-bedroom studio apartment. Only $950,000!

🟨 OV: Nigga, what??

🟥 MG: For that price, that shit better come with a butler and a spaceship.

👔 Realtor: Oh, and that’s before HOA fees, property tax, and the mandatory $500-a-month parking space.

🟩 GU: What if we rent instead?

👔 Realtor: Great option! Here’s a 600-square-foot apartment for $4,200 a month.

🟨 OV: Nigga, I’m not tryna rent the Batcave.

🟥 MG: Bruh, for that price, I better get a chef, a gym, and Jesus Christ as my neighbor.

The gang looks at a house listing online.

🟩 GU: Aight, this one looks nice… 3 beds, 2 baths, decent size. How much?

👔 Realtor: That’ll be $1.6 million.

🟨 OV: Bitch, are we buying a house or an entire country?

🟥 MG: Nigga, I could build Minecraft mansions for cheaper than this.

The gang steps outside and sees a literal shack with broken windows.

👔 Realtor: Now, here’s something more affordable. $450,000!

🟩 GU: Nigga, that’s a homeless shelter.

🟨 OV: At this point, living in my car looking like the only option.

They turn to leave, and the realtor hands them a piece of paper.

👔 Realtor: If none of these work, we can always discuss a 30-year mortgage!

The gang looks at each other, then at the paper.

🟥 MG: Nigga, that’s a lifetime prison sentence.

🟨 OV: Yeah, I think I’m good with my mom’s basement.