📍 SCENE: The crew is walking through a discount store, staring at shelves full of suspiciously familiar but legally distinct products.

🟩 GU: Yo, why everything in here look like it was made by a dude that almost passed graphic design class?

🟥 MG: Man, they got 'Fruity Rings' instead of Froot Loops. That box look like it was printed on a 1997 inkjet.

🟨 OV: holding a cereal box Nahhh, look at this one—'Captain Corn' with some bootleg-ass pirate on it.

🟩 GU: Bro, why he look like Captain Crunch’s deadbeat cousin?

They move to the electronics section, where a bunch of suspiciously named gadgets sit on display.

🟥 MG: Ayo, y’all ever heard of Samzung?

🟩 GU: Nigga, that phone gonna explode on arrival.

🟨 OV: holding a pair of earbuds Check this out—'AirBubs.'

🟥 MG: Boy, those finna sound like an AM radio under a pillow.

They walk past the clothing section and see some familiar-looking logos with… questionable names.

🟩 GU: holding up a hoodie Ayo, this say 'Adibas.'

🟨 OV: Nahh, 'Mike' with the check mark goin’ the wrong way.

🟥 MG: Y’all seeing this? Balanciaga. With a damn I.

🟩 GU: Man, at this point, they might as well call it BalenciNO.

They reach the toy aisle, where the situation somehow gets worse.

🟨 OV: holding a box Nigga, why this ‘Avengers’ set got Spider-Man, Shrek, and Mario in the same pack?

🟩 GU: Boy, they got 'Space Wars' instead of Star Wars!

🟥 MG: They got ‘Transformers’ but the box say 'Changable Robot.'

They all burst out laughing, but then they spot something truly cursed.

🟨 OV: Ayo, tell me why they got a PS6 in this bitch.

🟩 GU: Boy, that’s just a DVD player with some controller ports glued on.

They hear a voice from behind.

👨‍💼 Store Manager: Excuse me, are you gentlemen interested in any of our fine, affordable alternatives?

🟥 MG: Nigga, if I wanted a product that barely works, I’d just buy a real PS5.

They exit the store, still laughing at the counterfeit chaos inside.