WHY THE FUCK WE BACK?
WHY THE FUCK WE BACK?
📍 SCENE: Same bougie-ass bar, same overpriced drinks, same leather seats. But something’s different—the crew ain’t arguing. They just sitting there, confused as hell.
🟥 MG: Nigga… why the fuck we back?
🟨 OV: Ain’t no way we doing this shit again.
🟩 GU: We done cooked every brand into oblivion. What else is there left to roast?
🟥 MG: Nigga, we flamed Balenciaga into dust, dragged Margiela through the mud, and turned LV into a discount tote bag. What more they want from us?
🟨 OV: Niggas was in the comments like, ‘Ayo, y’all gotta do watches, cars, jewelry—the real flexing shit.’
🟩 GU: Nigga, perfume? What the fuck I look like, Jeremy Fragrance?
🟥 MG: Nah, but let’s be real. Some of these niggas out here wearing $500 cologne that smell like a rich divorce lawyer’s midlife crisis.
🟨 OV: Facts. And let’s not even start on watches—niggas dropping six figures just to check the same time as my iPhone.
🟩 GU: So what you sayin’? We going deeper than fashion?
🟥 MG: Nigga, we entering full luxury territory. We checking who really flexing, and who just got scammed.
🟨 OV: Aight then… fuck it, we back.
🔥 SEASON 2 IS OFFICIALLY LOADING.