📍 SCENE: The gang is watching the latest Hollywood action movie in a theater.

🟩 GU: Aight, let’s see if this one is actually different.

ON SCREEN: The main character walks through gunfire, explosions, and collapsing buildings—without a single scratch.

🟨 OV: Bruh, ain’t no way. Nigga just dodged 87 bullets while walking in slow motion.

🟥 MG: That plot armor thicker than a medieval castle wall.

The villain finally pulls out a rocket launcher and fires at the hero.

🟩 GU: Okay, finally, some real danger.

The explosion engulfs the hero, but when the dust settles, he's just standing there…shirt slightly torn.

🟥 MG: Nigga really just tanked a whole RPG.

Meanwhile, a random side character gets hit once and dies instantly.

🟨 OV: Oh, so HE dies in one shot, but the main dude out here shrugging off nukes?

🟩 GU: Man, these action movie niggas built like GTA cheat codes.

The hero finally fights the villain in hand-to-hand combat. The villain lands 20 brutal hits.

🟥 MG: Bruh, how is he still standing?

Then, the hero punches the villain once, and he gets knocked out instantly.

🟨 OV: This nigga hit him with one anime punch.

The movie ends with the hero walking away from an explosion without looking back.

🟩 GU: Man, if real life worked like this, I’d never worry about shit.

Suddenly, OV stubs his toe on the seat in the theater.

🟨 OV: FUUUUUCK!!!

🟥 MG: Yeah, nigga, you ain’t no action hero.